Were they drunk?

Ok, so driving two cities over to go to the dentist this morning. They are widening US-40 between the two of them, making it into 4 lanes. Well, I want to know, who they hired to paint the temporary yellow lines, and how much they were paid. Cause, I will redo it for them and make them actually straight! ROFL. gods it looks like whoever painted them were flat-out drunk. the lines are very wavy and the double yellow lines are not anywhere near uniform distance apart. It looks like somebody got drunk with a paint brush strapped to them and were walking…a few places like they backtracked and rewalked. It was so funny. I wish I could describe fully the look of it. Thank the gods it is not the permanent lines…and if it is, ohhhh boy LOL.